I don’t remember what I did, but I was on the top floor of a nursing home locked in a room and supposedly going to jail for my crimes. I had a sonic screwdriver (and it was purple) and I sonicked the lock open and ran. The nursing home had five floors, and I ran down the stairs. When I got the ground floor, I was running out the door when one woman recognized me and came after me: inside she was pretty fast, but once I got outside I bolted and she was old so she wasn’t as quick. The nursing home was on UD’s campus. I ran south south south for where there was apparently a farm, and I grabbed some fruit plants to pretend I was growing stuff and to try to hide. But of course old ladies grow things and garden, so that old lady showed up and saw me and I had to run again. I was hiding behind a tree when I ran into Josephine, and I told her what was happening and she smuggled me back up to main campus. We were waiting to see the Music Dean, Dr. Head, since we thought he was the only one who would vouch for my innocence, when the old woman showed up in the office so we stole an SUV and went to a huge mountain. We were hiking up it when it started snowing and we had to stop to set up camp for the night. Somewhere along the line we acquired many attractive male climbing friends who built camp in a cave, and we were just about to go into the cave to sleep when a rock fell from the mountain and hit me on the head and I woke up… with a splitting headache.

At least I escaped the law.